Gobsmacked

I want to recount a short conversation I just had with my 4 year old. We were in the car just Tyler, Cooper and myself, we were coming home from getting a few groceries. All very ordinary stuff.

Ty: "Mum?"
Me: "Yes, Ty?"

Riveting stuff hey?

Ty: "Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?"

Now had I been eating I would have choked, as it was I nearly drove off the road and hit some old duck on a bike!

At first my mouth just fell open, I thought perhaps I had heard wrong so I asked for a repeat.

Ty: "Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?"

Nope heard it right the first time, it didnt get better the second time either. By this time I was nearly wetting myself silently laughing, I had tears streaming down my face and I'm sure I was shaking so hard that the car could have moved by itself.

Me: "um, where did you heard that sweetheart?"

Ty: "Oh it is in my second favourite song. My favourite song is Max, max, max dont have sex with your ex"

Now I am delirious with mirth, this is too much too bear, I had to blog.

This will teach my husband for giving the children old 80's and 90's CDs to listen too!